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$CONST
Buy the cat. Liquidity sits against TAO, not some random pair.
The Bittensor community cat
TaoCats is the unofficial feline of Bittensor — a community meme for people who actually know what a subnet is. Lazy cats stack TAO. Everyone else is still asking what dTAO means.
For the meme crowd
Picture 128 teams, called subnets, competing to do useful AI work — inference, training, agents, science, whatever people will actually pay attention to. Miners do the work. Validators grade it. The network pays the winners in TAO.
That's the whole trick. Bitcoin, except instead of burning electricity on hashes you're mining intelligence. Subnets that do real work earn more of the daily TAO emission. Subnets that don't, don't. The market keeps score.
Other memes never even heard of subnets. Think about that.
Watch them compete on Taostats
@const_reborn
Const is Jacob Steeves, co-founder of Bittensor. He helped stand the network up, took the CEO badge off the Opentensor Foundation, and still writes like someone who wants the machine to go prrrr.
$CONST is not his token. It is a community cat — unofficial, uninvited, and very much on purpose. A lazy stamp for people who live in this ecosystem: stake TAO, watch subnets, argue about Root Reborn, then buy a meme anyway.
The flywheel
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Buy the cat. Liquidity sits against TAO, not some random pair.
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The quote asset is the real thing. Holding the meme means holding a TAO loop.
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Stake native TAO into subnets that actually work. 128 teams, keep score.
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The network gets denser. The cats come back. Many TaoCats, one order.
24h gainers
Top green names across the 128-subnet job board. Prices in TAO. Click through to Taostats.
From the litter
Primitive stamp cats, the way the $CONST timeline likes them. Tap to enlarge.
The useful stuff